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Dear Dented Hydro Flask

Posted by Elle Kelley on

Dear Dented Hydro Flask, I'm so sorry that you are the way you are, I did not mean to hit you against that car.You do not look so shiny and new,what will we do with you.... Fill with dirt for a worm farm,Use as a hammer in my arm.Fill with sand for a workout weight,or perhaps to hold fish bait.Could gift you to a bratty child,or for vasing flowers of the wild.I could even use you as a rolling pin,I don't want to throw you in the bin.Wasting you would be so sad,now that I look again you aren't so bad.Maybe...

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